punkrockbuckybarnes:

i love when someone makes a tsn graphic and we all reblog it and tag it like “why have you done this.” it doesn’t matter what the graphic is, like it could be tsn scenery, but we’re all so hurt by it existing in any capacity. fascinating.

xxtrumanblackxx:

Hell yeah Matty.

xxtrumanblackxx:

Hell yeah Matty.

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louissquad:

my resume:
• works several different positions at grocery store job
• larry stylinson cult member

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captainmarvel:

i recently found the chat archive of the night i accidentally discovered one direction and to celebrate their anniversary today i decided i should share some of the highlights. shout out to my beautiful catherine for being on the receiving end of approximately 300 messages over the course of less than one day

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here we go

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boobiepunch:

matt healy and ross macdonald spamming my phone with their faces 

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find-the-1975:

How I avoid responsabilities, illustrated by Matty Healy (x)

find-the-1975:

How I avoid responsabilities, illustrated by Matty Healy (x)

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bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

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Tagged: #SO REAL #work

frankmorys:

two vampire friends lying on the floor getting drunk and describing eachother because they can’t use mirrors don’t even try to tell me that isn’t adorable

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harrythighles:

triharrytops:

do you think they murmur ‘i love you’ and ‘i’m so proud of you’ to each other

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or do you think they don’t say anything at all just hold tight and breathe each other in because they /know/

#I hate everyone I know on this website

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socomicallygay:

I TOLD YOU GUYS BONO IS A GOOD PERSON

">15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

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ziallau:

harry: hey do u care anymore

louis: not really

both: *fist bump* *go to la together*

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notfuckingcishet:

goodluckdetective:

*knocks on your door*

Hello. I’ve heard you’ve been invalidating a male character’s past straight relationships in order to make your slash ship sale. 

Could I interest you on the subject of bisexuality.

It’s free! It’s friendly! It’s perfectly workable with canon! It stops misogynistic fic tropes in order to slash ship in it’s tracks.

Invest in bisexuality today!

Bonus: Buy today and receive a free addition of pansexuality for no extra fee!

And if all else fails, try our new product Sexuality is fluid and won’t always be the same someone’s entire goddamn life.

A character can identify as completely monosexual and only attracted to men and can still have had a completely real, completely valid relationship with a woman in the past because the idea that everyone has the exact same sexual identity from birth to the grave is bullshit.

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